9 DEADLY words used by a woman!

1. FINE.This is the word women used to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES.If she is getting dressed,this means half an hour.5 minutes is only 5 minutes if u just have been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. NOTHING.This is the calm before the storm.This means something and you should be on your toes.Arguments that begins with nothing usually ends up in FINE(#1)
4. GO AHEAD.This is a dare,not permission.Dont do it.
5. LOUD SIGH.This is actually a word,but non-verbal statement often understood by men.A loud sigh means she think you are an idiot and why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing(refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. THAT'S OKAY.This is one of the most dangerous statement a woman can make to a man.That's okay means she wants to think and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS.A woman is thanking you,do not question,or faint.Just say you're welcome.(unless she says thanks a lot~that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.DO NOT say you're welcome.that will bring on a 'WHATEVER')
8. WHATEVER.That is the way woman express F**K YOU!
9. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT.Another dangerous statement.meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,but is now doing it herself.

THIS will later result in man asking "What's wrong?"..and the woman response will be #3.